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02/22/2023
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FBI Raid on your moms pantry

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 YOU, busting into your moms house like the Kool-Aid man, violently swinging all her cabinets and pantry open to toss all her shitty non-stick pans, tide pods and stained Tupperware in the hobo sack you brought. No other words exchanged, just your mom smiling in amazement at the hero you’ve become. 

In all seriousness, at what point do we become aware of our first world problems that are only creating more problems for us?. In a time where medical intervention is at an all time high, how is it possible that cancer is as well?

Reduce unnecessary exposure, here are a few items to kick to the curb immediately:

- Your Mom’s old non stick pans (Teflon, PTFE, PFAS.. or whatever alphabet soup they want to disguise forever chemicals under) why utilize inferior cooking equipment and further increase your families risk to carcinogens that should never be near food. CHOOSE STAINLESS or CAST IRON

-  Toxic liquid laundry detergent, dryer sheets and the nostalgic “snack”  of the last decade (Tide pods) leave those right on the shelves and never look back. First of all, they aren’t effective at truly “cleaning” your clothes and second, on average the major brands have 25 toxins within the ingredients list…. And we wonder why we can’t use regular laundry soap on babies. SO WHAT CAN I USE? Check the EWGs search engine to cross check your “natural soap” alternative, your families health is on the line so take the 2mins to find an alternative that suits your needs. https://www.ewg.org/skindeep/

“next they’re going to say get rid the plastic containers I’ve been hoarding”

-  You guessed it, those meat sauce stained, battle worn, microwave shriveled up mixed match Tupperware’s you got are not only a vibe kill, but also disrupting your hormones my G!. GLASS CHOOSE GLASS. 

The list will continue, but this is one small step for vitality and one giant leap towards removing toxins.  

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